The new WImpy Kid book is coming - here's the scoop

 Diary of a Wimpy Kid's 21st book is coming!

That's right - you guys thought all of Greg Heffley's misadventures were over by book 20.

But Fight or Flight has been announced - and me, personally? The cover sucks. It's Greg Heffley as a bird, while he still has his head:

See? Look how gruesome the cover is. I refuse to believe we have three food covers in a row: Hot Mess with spaghetti, Partypooper with cake, and now Fight or Flight with eggs?! Dude, I don't like eggs. I'm afraid this book will never be in the hands of me.

I'm afraid Jeff Kinney's downfall is coming, and you should be too!

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