Happy April
Happy April. Where I live, it's March 31st, 2026, when I'm typing this, so tomorrow I'd go to sleep and WAKE UP . As beautiful as it may sound, the first day is April Fool's Day, so you might not be PLEASE d from this WAKE - UP . You can pretend you are disabled and finally feel that satisfying grip of crutches, and then drop everything and yell "April Fools!" (Or if you're in France/Quebec, "Poisson d'Avril/April Fish!", in which the prank will be different: a fish taped on an unsuspecting person's back.) But what do you do with the crutches? That toilet-paper cast? How do they GET OUT OF YOUR workplace? It's like a LONG-TERM DREAM . Like, P LEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU , DO NOT continue this prank and STAY focused HERE , because then your colleagues and boss will think YOU ARE not faking it. And if your leg is seriously hurt, I'm sorry for you. So when you fall asleep tomorrow and wander IN A DREAM , you will notice that thi...